that's sooo cliche! - creative writing

That’s sooo cliché!

It dawned on me that

I don't know how to break this to you

But.... I have half a mind

To give you a piece of my mind.

I know that every cloud has a silver lining,

And that there’s a light at the end of the tunnel

But this is a whole new ball game.

You make me crazy

You really get my goat

I know you hear no evil

So tell me if I’m barking up the wrong tree

But you’re always lying like a rug

This is small potatoes considering the fact that

You are as proud as a peacock

And the bigger they come, the harder they fall

So you should be ready to bite the bullet

Because I would be pleased as punch

If you would hit the road

You might be sick as a dog for leaving

But you are as hard as nails

As solid as a rock,

And time is a cure

But it’s a cardinal sin to

Cry over spilt milk

This too, shall pass.

you're young, you'll get over it