11 totally funny and semi-inappropriate pick-up lines for every occasion

1. Medical - do you know CPR? because you just took my breath away! 
2. To the point - can i flirt with you?
3. Food - is your dad a baker? because you have nice buns. (that was actually used on my cousin once.)
4. Mormon - is your name virtue? because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly 
5. Science - if i were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
6. Subtle - does this cloth smell like chloroform? 
7. Elementary - if you were a booger I'd pick you.
8. Very Elementary - so... you're a girl, huh?
9. Sweet - it's not my fault i fell in love. you're the one who tripped me. 
10. Cheesy - if i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i would be waking up in a garden forever. 
11. Tricky - i bet you $40 you're going to turn me down 
12. excuse me, i seem to have lost my phone number... can i have yours?

and one more for laughs...